University Park Campus Map Water Bottle
The exclusive, definitive, one and only, Purple Lizard University Park Campus Map Water Bottle.
Keep 24 ounces of life-giving water with you all the time with this ultra-handy water bottle. Why is it ultra-handy? Simple. It has a very detailed map of campus on it. Why do you need that? Even simpler: this crazy campus is very good at building buildings and naming them in ways that make little to no sense. Suppose someone tells you to meet them at Steidle on the way to Deike, but you're stuck between Wartik and Fenske. Without this bottle-map, you'd end up huffing it the long way thru Pollock assuming you didn't get lost underneath Millenium. Plus, it's good to know where you are in relation to the Breazeale Nuclear Reactor in case we have another earthquake. See? You probably forgot there was an earthquake in 2011, and I bet you didn't even know there was a nuclear reactor on campus. You better get yourself a bottle before you explode from ignorance.
We care about our health, and more importantly, the health of the planet. This is not a cheapo bottle made in a third world sweat shop. It is made of 100% recycled aluminum, BPA free, made in the USA by a small group of very cool people in Yakima, Washington. And Purple Lizard gives 1% to the planet. Make a choice.